I feel like I can tell you guys anything. You know, we're that close. I've decided that if I were to ever be a criminal I would totally be a thief. Before you shun me forever let me tell you, I have a conscience, I don't steal but do you ever think, "Man if I broke the law I would totally (fill in the blank)." I'd be a thief, and I think I'd make a pretty darn good one. Enough said.
Are you starting to question whether the clothes I'm wearing were stolen after this thieving face. Don't worry I didn't steal them, okay so I did, just kidding again. But truly if you broke laws which law would you break?