All aboard mateys. There's no more time for you scaliwags to doddle. I'm a sailor because I'm wearing blue and white get it? Never mind the fact that I just used all pirate terminology to convince you that I was a sailor, but can I just say that this skirt never fails me. I roll out of bed and don't know what to wear...blue skirt it is. Sir Matt refuses to wake up and I get dressed in the dark...blue skirt (or at least what I think is a blue skirt, I've ended up trying to fit a blue pant leg through both of my two legs, just clarifying in case you thought I had three legs or something freaky like that). Matt hides every article of clothing except for my blue skirt...blue skirt it is. Okay so the third never happened but truly once you find that article of clothing that works...don't fix it, I mean don't break it, I mean (insert clever saying about blue skirt here).