May 20, 2011

Proof That I Wear Pants...sometimes

 Jacket:Thrifted   Shirt:Thrifted   Jeans:Charlotte Russe    Boots:Vintage Thrifted   Bow: Katherine
 I don't have one organized bone in my body... my tibia got lost among all the phalanges and the white blood cells have been searching for him for weeks, my elbow is even hanging out with the clavical (but to be honest he's had identity issues for forever).

See I have this theory about organization, if I were organized all of the creativity would be sucked out of me.. okay so that's what I tell Matt so that I can keep my free fallin' crazy girl lifestyle. You know just in case I want to have cereal for dinner and lasagna for breakfast or something.

But before I  wrote off organization and spiraled into all recklessness I decided to give order my all. Last week I was reading my sister in laws blog, she wrote this post about how she has an organized list for cleaning so that she knows what to clean on each day. My mind just about imploded at the thought that you could actually PLAN out cleaning, the skies parted, and I solemnly vowed to change my ways. So I made a list...okay so I just copied her exact list (part of the list included cleaning a goldfish bowl, I don't have a goldfish so I also vowed to go buy one later) I went home, put the list on the fridge and then felt too exhausted from all of the thinking about organization and lists that I didn't even clean a thing...and I haven't followed the list since...or at all...I didn't even go buy a dumb fish. I planned out what his name would have been and everything, Herbie I would have called him.

There however is one thing in my life that I manage to keep organized...Sir Matt quotes. Whenever Matt says something glorious I whip out my cell phone and write down exactly what he said. I then present the evidence at a later time when we need a good laugh. Here's the latest.

I promise Matt's not racist but while we were talking to an Asian couple I kid you not these three phrases came out of his mouth, 1. "So do you do martial arts?" 2. "Is everyone named Chan in China?" 3. "Do you sunburn easy?" I promise were nice people.....but my case gets worse each day.

A personal favorite of mine from this week. "One time I was playing video games online and befriended a jewish man named Moshi. It was nice."

Never a dull moment with my man. I wuv him.

15 comments :

  1. What is that contraption on your legs? I'm so confused! Pants???

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  2. haha he sounds like my boyfriend. He says the craziest/funniest stuff, especially when he's tired and a little delirious! lol

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  3. you look fab in pants and i love that bow in your hair!

    <3 steffy
    Steffys Pros and Cons

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  4. Lol! This post was hilarious. As for the cleaning list, I can relate. If you’ve ever watched Modern Family, my husband claims I’m easily side tracked just like Phil Dunphy (Claire’s husband). I can’t complete a task without another task popping up that needs my immediate attention so the list is useless.
    Sir Matt Quotes are hilarious. I’m Mexican and my husband is Caucasian and when we run into someone of Latin decent (that we don't know) he asks me 1. Is that Jose? 2. Do you know them? 3. Are you related to them?

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  5. Gorgeous jacket! And such a cute top. I love the texture.

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  6. when i grow up i want to be able to write as funny posts as you do:) you are adorable! i usually make lists after i have done the items...then cross them off...lol
    aleisha
    cutefatandshort.blogspot.com

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  7. You THRIFTED that beautiful coat? Maaaad jealous.

    Also, can you post or link to this crazy cleaning list? I would like to also put it up on my fridge in lieu of cleaning anything.

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  8. that's nice

    http://urbanprettygirl.blogspot.com/

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  9. no way you thrifted that jacket...seriously...that junk just don't happen. Seriously like you rock. And when Herbie makes his appearance, I want to meet him.

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  10. Oh man. I about died laughing! My Matt says things like that as well. . .& I just happen to have a bunch of cell phone notes with Matt quotes. Great minds think alike!

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  11. Your jacket is SO amazing!!! Love love LOVE IT!!!!!

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  12. Cute pictures! I love your jacket, so pretty! :)

    Check out my blog post on spring fashion: Spring Outfits

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  13. awww you have such an adorable blog, I love the photos above, you have a great smile! :)

    xo Lynzy
    www.sparklingfootsteps.com

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  14. I usually read your blog in Reader, but I skipped over here to make a comment. I absolutely ADORE your blog design! It's amazing!

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