Nov 15, 2011

How To Become a Hoarder

First you find an owl. It's a harmless
 owl really, so cute and tiny, and it was only two dollars. There's no beating that. So yes, you keep it.
 
But then you see the deer. Oh and he is cute too! He's all noble and holiday like. Oh you love him too....and your owl DOES need a friend. It would be a lonely place without the deer too. It only makes sense to get the deer...and the deer is only 100 pennys. Yes, getting the deer makes sense...for the owls sake of course.
And then you see these strange strange things. Two heads? Who bought these? Nay who made these? They look like creepy children of the corn. Sir Matt would HATE these! Oh he would DESPISE them! I must have them...it only makes sense. To get a good laugh out of Sir Matt...yes it is worth it, and after all, they are only a dollar. 
 
 And then I realized that I have become a hoarder, and that I have two creepy heads staring at me on my dresser.

15 comments :

  1. Ha ha ha this is hilarious! Sir WREN (my husband) would hate those too! My grandma gave me the cutest little Chinese dolls and he would always hide them! Ha! Love your treasures!

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  2. Stick those heads on a shelf at the ends of some books and you have some practical (albeit creepy) bookends! You didn't just buy two crazy heads - you bought bookends that you desperately needed to keep your books from falling down!

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  3. That's awesome. I was just talking about this show the other day and how I can't watch it otherwise I won't be hoarding in ignorance any longer.

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  4. Spray paint the heads a bright color so they aren't as creepy. I bet they'd look fabulous!

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  5. hahahahaha this made me laugh right out loud! Awesome, and good luck with those creepy heads... just beware of becoming a regular on the show "Hoarders" cause that show is just too much.

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  6. but all that stuff is so neat. i love getting little pieces that are so interesting and that you know...no one will have!

    xoxo katlin
    kaitgirl.blogspot.com

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  7. I watch the show when I see it's on because it makes me feel better about my own "collections"! My mom took ceramics back in the 70s (showing my age!) and she painted one of them creepy heads to resemble my brother. Hated it. She still has it!

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  8. hahhahha - i love this. it's true - it is so easy when things are so cheap and so fun to buy!!!

    allister bee blog

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  9. all those purchases seem justified in my eyes!

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  10. Hahaha the darker side of buying fun things...

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  11. Funniest post ever! I LOVE the deer and the owl. THe heads...not so much! Haha.

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  13. I actually have 2 head statues too! I get kinda creeped out when I see them, but they were too creepy not to have. It was an odd situation.

    -Arielle
    www.humblepievintage.com

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  14. 1. LOVE the blog makevoer!
    2. Might I observe that only the head on the left (my left, not yours) is creepy, the lady on the right is actually rather sweet.

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