Mar 19, 2012

Poop and A Goat...Sounds Like A Song Title?

 blazer: thrifted      skirt: Nordstrom       blouse: thrifted        purse: thrifted       shoes: Call It Spring

I may look all calm and composed in these pictures but I tell you what, this is what I tell you. A dang goat was standing right next to my tripod while I took these pictures! That's right, a.goat I say! So you know what I did, I stood there and I thought to myself, "Are goats dangerous? I mean their crazy step cousin once removed is a ram so maybe they charge? Maybe?" So I sat there and contemplated and this is what I came up with I said to this strange crazy eyed goat man, I said, "Shoooooo goat. Shhooo!" And you know what he did. He looked at me like my second grade teacher Ms. Tanguma with the lazy eye. She would look at me and it looked like she was looking at the wall to the left of me but you know now that I think of it I'm pretty sure she was really looking at me, yes the goat was looking at me like that. And then he started to dig around in my camera bag. What a rude goat if I ever did see one. So I decided that the photoshoot had reached it's end, and I didn't care if I only got a picture of my left pinky toe, I didn't want to hang out with this poopy goat for one more second, so I hightailed it out of there. And then I realized there was poop on my shoe...and then I declared it the worst photo session ever. And then I scraped the poop off of my shoe because I mean, what kind of weirdo would leave it there ya know. The end.

12 comments :

  1. I'm so glad to know that you think things like this while doing shoots. Some of my best photos probably make people think everything is calm in my life. When really it was just the only second of the day that my child stopped running over me screaming and barking like a dog.

    <3 Rae

    http://dramaticatticboutique.blogspot.com

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  2. Well! The nerve of that goat. I tell ya what he's got it coming to him. Silly poopin' goat.

    Just kidding. You look lovely sweet girl : )

    mybillie.blogspot.com

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  3. Love it. I am a new follower!

    creamyclothes.blogspot.com

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  4. Love the belt. And that goat probably was just admiring the belt too.. not potty trained obviously, but a fashion minded goat.
    Marie @
    Lemondrop ViNtAge

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  5. hahaha a goat?!? theyre cute sometimes though! you look cute :)

    Xo,
    steffy
    Steffys Pros and Cons

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  6. Such a good story! Haha. The pictures turned out wonderful all the same! :]

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  7. I love the red and yellow color combo with black. So fun!

    Meredith
    alldressedupblog.com

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  8. beautiful outfit! love the red lipstick and purse!

    Much love,

    The Creative muslimah @ www.thecreativemuslimah.blogspot.com

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  9. Love the vintage look... love your cute story.

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