blazer: Anthro blouse: c/o Francesca's necklace: Made by Claire pants: Asos bag: Thrifted shoes: Call It Spring
Do you ever have days where you just drive like a complete and total fool and all you can do is grin and wave as old men shake their fists at you and ladies practically roll their eyes into the car behind them at you. What is so different about those days? It must have been that I parted my hair on the other side or something. Because this one time I parted my hair on the left instead of the right and I'm telling you, my handwriting looked completely different that day. Anyways today my driving abilities were a total wreck...a wreck that didn't get in a car wreck, but nevertheless a wreck. Anyways, it got to the point that I started waving to the people I wronged. It wasn't a mocking wave, just a, "hey I'm a person, have pity on me because you see I parted my hair on the left today and I'm pretty sure that's why I'm driving like your great aunt sally with no teeth." yeah it was that kind of wave. The only thing that gives me comfort as the flashing images of middle fingers and grimaces haunt my dreams is that I've never had a ticket or been in a car wreck. So run and tell that to your toothless Aunt Sally!