There have been some things going on in my head that I probably shouldn’t speak out loud but I think I just will anyway. Okay? Okay.
1. Girls in mini skirts butts must touch their seats when they sit down…. right? Can someone confirm or deny this for me, because whenever I see a bus seat, or park bench or a waiting room chair I think that some strange girls bare behind has probably touched that seat. And then I choose to stand.
2. What makes something an ade or a juice. We have orangeJUICE but lemonADE. But it’s pretty much the exact same fruit, only ones yellow and the others orange. We have grape JUICE but limeADE. Must something be sour in it’s most raw form in order to be an ADE when it’s made into a drink. Is it because sugar comes to the lemon and lime’s aid to make deliciousness?
3. You know what drives me crazy. Blogger writing out email addresses. Don't get me wrong, I know that us bloggers are a special breed, we love to feel unique and all trendy and junk but we're the only ones that do it. When everyone spells their email "imthebestbloggerintheworldatgmaildotcom" it makes me want to shove peas up a kittens nostrils. People, you are making emailing you the last thing in the world that I would like to do. The efficiency of this is just madness, madness I say, we're all copy and pasting your email address and then MANUALLY changing it. People, nothing is manual these days. Nothing. I mean I've even hired a bald man named Glen to deliver my daily nutrients straight into my veins via needle so I don't have to eat. NOTHING IS MANUAL. Is it just me or are we all just sitting around with our minds exploding and not emailing you EVER because it infuriates us so.
4.My last and final thought, the most riveting I'm sure. When you guys saw the "Somebody That I Used To Know" music video. Did you just think of Willy Wonka a la Johnny Depp the whole time. Because I'm pretty sure that was him all painty and weird in the video trying to nakedly seduce the crazy teeth man. And also, I'm pretty sure, only pretty sure though, that the paint was just a new type of paintable candy that he was testing out. Probably.