Apr 23, 2012

I Have No Censor



There have been some things going on  in my head that I probably shouldn’t speak out loud but I think I just will anyway. Okay? Okay.
1. Girls in mini skirts butts must touch their seats when they sit down…. right? Can someone confirm or deny this for me, because whenever I see a bus seat, or park bench or a waiting room chair I think that some strange girls bare behind has probably touched that seat. And then I choose to stand.
2. What makes something an ade or a juice. We have orangeJUICE but lemonADE. But it’s pretty much the exact same fruit, only ones yellow and the others orange. We have grape JUICE but limeADE. Must something be sour in it’s most raw form in order to be an ADE when it’s made into a drink. Is it because sugar comes to the lemon and lime’s aid to make deliciousness?

3. You know what drives me crazy. Blogger writing out email addresses. Don't get me wrong, I know that us bloggers are a special breed, we love to feel unique and all trendy and junk but we're the only ones that do it. When everyone spells their email "imthebestbloggerintheworldatgmaildotcom" it makes me want to shove peas up a kittens nostrils. People, you are making emailing you the last thing in the world that I would like to do. The efficiency of this is just madness, madness I say, we're all copy and pasting your email address and then MANUALLY changing it. People, nothing is manual these days. Nothing. I mean I've even hired a bald man named Glen to deliver my daily nutrients straight into my veins via needle so I don't have to eat. NOTHING IS MANUAL. Is it just me or are we all just sitting around with our minds exploding and not emailing you EVER because it infuriates us so. 

4.My last and final thought, the most riveting I'm sure. When you guys saw the "Somebody That I Used To Know" music video. Did you just think of Willy Wonka a la Johnny Depp the whole time. Because I'm pretty sure that was him all painty and weird in the video trying to nakedly seduce the crazy teeth man. And also, I'm pretty sure, only pretty sure though, that the paint was just a new type of paintable candy that he was testing out. Probably

23 comments :

  1. i used to be anti-writing emails out but then i discoverd that it saves me from spam sometimes. random creepers find their way onto blogs, find the email addresses, and then overtake your email account. not always, but sometimes. and that would be the one and only reason i do it.

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  2. i've never thought about ade vs juice, but i will definitely wonder from now on. as for mini skirts, the top of my thighs have met with many a restaurant booth and coffee shop chair, but never my actual bottom. and the reason bloggers write out their email addresses in this (admittedly, obnoxious and frustrating) way is so that internet bots can't recognize them to spam and/or hack their accounts. silly, i know.

    xo nicolahearts.blogspot.com

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  3. Love that polka dot top! Perf.
    http://mereandthemr.blogspot.com/

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  4. I used to write my email address out like a normal person, and then I started getting SPAM out the wazoo. I think the majority of us write it out not because we think we're super rad and hip, but because a blog is the internet (duh) and our email addresses get picked up a second after posting them, and then SPAM galore!

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  5. It all makes sense now ha ha! I seriously never got that. Well now I just need to go and change mine:)

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  6. Oh my gosh; I'm never going to sit on a chair after a mini-skirt wearing girl again....not okay.


    Cute outfit by the way; that skirt is to die for!

    xoxo,
    Laura
    http://lauraisthriftingthroughlife.blogspot.com/

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  7. pretty sure that in theory, the difference between an "ade" and a "juice" is that the "ade" has sugar added to it. a juice is something that comes right out of the fruit. of course, all bets are off when things like sunny-d are considered juice....

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  8. I think about the bare butt/seat touching phenomenon a lot as well! I ride the bus and the subway all the time and I sometimes have to be careful and sit on the edge of the seat so my butt doesn't touch it, and I don't even wear super short skirts! Those seats must be germ city I tell you!

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  9. the email thing! it infuriates me as well...seriously, why???

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  10. I am definitely rethinking where I sit thankyou very much. And I don't drink juice to avoid these issues. Love the mint and red!
    Marie @
    Lemondrop ViNtAge

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  11. People write out their e-mail addresses to evade spam bots and spiders that crawl the internet looking for e-mail addresses, which they sell to spammers. It's not meant to be stylish or pretentious; it's practical. I spell out my blog e-mail address, and I haven't had any spam (yet). Fingers crossed that it stays that way!
    This link explains it better:
    http://www.ahfx.net/weblog/39

    Hope this helps! <3 Jen @ stuffjendid

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  12. great post. we all have quirky thoughts like that! It's to see you unabashedly share them with us :)

    Kate
    myvanillawardrobe.blogspot.com

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  13. Ingrid Michaelson's version of "Somebody That I Used to Know" is my favorite. I love her. Amen on the rest. Cute color combos!

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  14. I've thought about the mini skirt thing too.
    Girls in mini skirts make me nervous.

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  15. oh my god, that drives me nuts too!!! just type out your damn email address and then i'll be more inclined to email you!

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  16. too funny! now you have seriously ruined sitting..anywhere..for me! ;)

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  17. Adorable! I love that perfect red skirt with those shoes. So cute!

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  18. I used to hate when people wrote out their email too and refused to do it. Until my email became flooded in spam, hacked repeatedly, and creepy old men took a liking to it. Then I realized (the hard way) there was a method behind the madness.

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  19. hahah to funny. love it that you are not censored.

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  20. love the color of your flats, and what a darling blouse!

    Xo,
    steffy
    Steffys Pros and Cons

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  21. This outfit is stunning. You are so glamorous and such an inspiration!

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  22. Concerning #1, does that mean you don't sit down on public toilets? All my friends think I'm absolutely crazy because I won't sit on any toilet but my own.

    -Chloe

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