Here's the thing. It's summer, right? Right. And I'm pale. Right? Right. And the thing is that I used to REALLY love being tan. But now I don't know, I just love being my pale pasty self, its my dumb way of sticking it to the man I geuss. Showing the world that I'm comfortable in my own skin. Not trying to be something that I'm naturally not you know. I don't know, it's silly really. But having pale skin is my way of telling the world that I like myself just the way I am, and I'm comfortable being me. Is that silly? Yeah it's silly right. Anyways, world meet the real Sarah, pasty white and not afraid to do an elfish jig to turn your frown upside down. Huzzah!
*P.S. All you tan people out there look bad-a. I'm not trying to say anything bad about being tan, so please don't stone me with your bottles of self tanner, 'cause I love you like Indie loves a belly rub .kthanksbye.