Aug 15, 2012

Five Things I'm Dying To Tell You About

dress: Shabby Apple      shoes:F21     Purse: Asos      Necklace: Thrifted
  1. Indie is sprawled across my lap right now and her head smells like a giant stick of butter...and well I just can't get over the fact that I want to lather her over some grilled corn on the cob right about now. Save me a piece of that corn! Save me a piece of that corn for later!
  2. I miss The Bachelorette (ugh I just puked in my mouth a little) let me rephrase that, I miss making fun of The Bachelorette with all of you guys! Can we please reconvene in the fall? All those in favor say veneers and horse tails!
  3. Target is the corn on the cob to my Indie butter head, and I keep catching myself aimlessly wandering down the aisles after a long day of work just to wind down. Is that pathetic? Yeah it's pathetic, but blissfully pathetic nonetheless.
  4. This gal recommended that I read My Most Excellent Year, and dear goodness someone please read it with me so that we can gush over how hilarious, witty and perfect this book is.
  5. I must confess. There were no pants worn during the making of this tutorial. Ask Matt he can vouch for me, I can only be my best self when I've rid myself of social conventions aka pantalones.

29 comments :

  1. why, I just blogged about wandering aimlessly around Target. There must be many of us out there!

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  2. I love that dress! Is it from their Pacific Island themed collection?

    I completely understand the Target thing. The sad thing for me is that my hubby works for the main offices of Walmart... :-/

    comeplayhouse.blogspot.com

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  3. I'm just wondering how it's possible that I never see you when I'm wandering the aisles of Target (Orem) for after work relaxation. (Which honestly happened on Monday.)

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  4. AH we must talk about My Most Excellent Year! I'm so glad you liked it. For real, if I could live in any book it would be that one. Also can I steal that dress, please and thank you.

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  5. Surprise.
    Get that corn outta my face!

    How is Target sooooooo goooood???

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  6. I miss Target so bad. The closest one to me is like a 45 min subway ride away (and I have to switch trains). Someday we'll be reunited when we move back to the midwest.... someday...

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  7. Veneers and horse tails! Veneers and horse tails!

    (Probably the weirdest comment that I have ever typed. Also, this dress is adorable. And pants are for weenies.) :P

    xoxo,
    Laura
    http://lauraisthriftingthroughlife.blogspot.com/

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  8. I usually blog with no pants... haha thats the best part!

    http://polkadotsandpencilskirts.blogspot.com/

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  9. I'm kind of embarrassed about how much I miss the bachelorette too. Okay maybe it's mostly Jef but still. I had never heard of that book but now it's sitting in my amazon cart... AND! I'm a firm believe that one is most productive sans-pants.

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  10. MALLORY- I'm sensing that we need some Target dates! No joke I was there last night perusing the makeup (that I didn't need) and trying on clothes (that I didn't plan to buy) for like an hour!

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  11. Your hair is perfect! Love! And that purse is beyond adorable! xo

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  12. adorable
    http://urbanprettygirl.blogspot.com/

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  13. Such a cute dress! When I find myself wandering around Target, I find myself buying things...dangerous!
    Creamy

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  14. I feel the same way about pants! haha:)

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  15. love the colors on that dress. .. so pretty!
    Jess
    JESS CAUSE BLOG

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  16. you look gorgeous, and i go to target probably 8 times a week. it's perfectly normal.

    www.modernsuburbanites.blogspot.com

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  17. you look so beautiful!!!
    http://sienastyle.blogspot.it/

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  18. The "corn" reference is cracking me up. I immediately came to comment right after reading that. Seriously, my brother says this to me all the time. Nacho!

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  19. aw, yes, I am so ready for the bachelor to start up again. i miss all the judgy judgy. ha
    and i've never heard of this book, but i need to get on this asap!
    xo TJ

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  20. I love love love My Most Excellent Year! So wonderful!

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  21. the color of the dress looks good on you. i wish someday i could start posting photos just like this on my blog! thanks for inspiring me. hehehe

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  22. I love your style and I am your newest follower from clothed much!
    http://ktandcamsmith.blogspot.com/

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  23. no joke, i spent at least 2 hours a week at target. Embarrassing but true. A girl's gotta spend her lunch somehow! I love this dress, the colors are so gorgeous!!

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  24. I've just started reading a couple of your posts after bookmarking them late one night (iPhone in bed and sleep don't go hand in hand) and you are hilarious!
    1. I'm sorry to hear about the chicken, but your dog sounds pretty impressive. My dog used to search out small lizards. Not as cool as chickens.
    2. Your dresses are great, especially how you do them up. My boy has no clue about op shopping and the best comment he could give is "at least it doesn't smell like old people". Boys just don't understand.
    3. Do you get beeped at when you are out and about with the boyfriend tripod to take pictures?

    Laura x
    lauradoesday.blogspot.com

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