Flannel: f21 BF Jeans: Thrifted Sweater: c/o OASAP (buy it here) necklace: Thrifted shoes: Target bag: Thrifted
Guys Jef one f baby face and Emily Maynard broke up. And I for one am shocked. Nay baffled. Nay astounded. NOT! Peeps, remember oh four months ago when I said something like, “Hear ye, hear ye, they suck together!” I mean if everyone had me as their relationship guru than at least one person (why ‘lil Ricky of course) would be better off. Well this whole matchmaker thing got me thinking, I mean I AM looking for a job. So I’ll just be Sarah: Matchmaker To The Stars until I can find one. People will start throwing money at me, begging me to change their life and make their fifth (and final!!) marriage REALLY work this time. I have gone to the liberty of a trial match making, at no cost to the celebs (ahem, unless of course you read this and actually marry this person in which case you owe me your first born child) I give you…
Sarah’s RiDUNKulously Perfect Celeb Couples
Zoey Deschannel and Joseph Gordon Levitt (you already make babies with your eye balls like e’ry day, so just get to it already)
Lana Del Ray and David Archulletta (Just picture the lips on that fetus guys. Just picture the lips)
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West….oh that’s already happened? I fully expect your firstborn to be named La Sarah.
Sarah Jessica Parker and Bill Nye the Science Guy
Dora The Explorer and Arthur ( I know he’s a little old for her…but it could totally work)