Blazer: Apricot Lane blouse: Apricot Lane pants: H&M shoes: thrifted
I've done it. I've given into the love of grease and am only washing my hair twice a week. And HELLO why have I not done this before?? I'm the laziest and cheapest person on the planet and I hate getting ready in the morning so it's a win win for both my water bill and my lazy A. But there's just one person that I kind of need to convince that not washing my hair doesn't make me disgusting.
So these are my latest attempts. No success so far, as far as he's concerned I'm a very cute....but very greasy bum.
Attempt 1: But Matt I STILL take showers, I just don't wash my hair when I take them. Matt, " When was the last time you took a shower?" Me: "Ummmmm.....two days ago...." Sir Matt:"ummmm hmmmmmm."
Attempt 2: It will make my hair shinier and healthier!!! Matt "Do you know what makes you look really healthy? Clean hair."
Attempt 3: Now you don't have to give me head massages because I won't want you to have to touch my greasy hair! Sir Matt "In what world would you ever not want a head massage." Me: "You got me there."
Attempt 4: But I use dry shampoo which is pretty much the same thing as washing my hair! Sir Matt "No, you use dry shampoo that makes it look like you have a head full of gray hairs and flour all over it."
Attempt 5: But Indie doesn't wash her hair every day so why should I!? Sir Matt: "Indie also smells peoples butts for fun. Do you really want to jump on that train?"
Guys I'm running out of ideas.....and dry shampoo. HELP. ME.