Mar 27, 2013

5 Things I've Heard Old People Say Lately

blazer: thrifted     jeans: Zara    shirt: Old Navy   shoes: H&M     arrow bracelet: c/o Style Lately (buy it here

1. At church the president was telling us to go like the Church's facebook page so that we could get event updates and a little old lady raised her hand and said, "Yeah, but how can I get my computer to go from turning on to The Facebook?"
2. While watching Avatar my grandma said, "So did they dress all of these guys up in little blue suits or what?"
3. At church an older woman turned around and said, "Hey I don't know you! You're new here!" To which I replied, "Actually I've been in this ward for two years now."  "Oh are you one of those twins??" "Nope" "Well then I don't know who the hell you are then." and promptly turns around!!!! I love her.

4. In church when asked what helps us build faith a little old woman raises her hands and says, "Sometimes I forget where I am, or who people are, or where I leave stuff."

5. At work one of my favorite people in the world gave me probably the coolest confession I've ever heard, "One time I got so excited to eat purple licorice that I bit it so hard that my tooth fell out!!" and then she proceeded to show me her fake tooth.

And now for your viewing pleasure...

28 comments :

  1. haha! old people are my favorites ever!! and your outfit is cahhyooot. also, no one in my ward knows who i am either.

    xo
    lauratnelson.blogspot.com

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  2. haha love that last picture, and old people say the funniest things!
    http://teapotsandbelles.blogspot.com/

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  3. I love that last pose! I definitely think funny poses & faces are so much more entertaining than the serious ones :)

    katieelizabethbaker.blogspot.com

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  4. Hahahaha! Old people are so cute! And love that picture of you! I have so many of those haha

    xo,
    janmloves.blogspot.com

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  5. Oh my gosh #2&3 made me laugh. Old ladies are funny. A couple of sundays ago we were sitting down before church and one lady was saying how cute my kids were and while she was talking she was spitting and drooling. Now I didn't laugh. I just thought oh how sad that will be me one day.

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  6. hahaha yes, this is so great. #4 is so cute/funny.

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  7. Its funny how much you can resemble a grouchy old man by striking that pose in the middle of a road...
    aprancingmoose.blogspot.com

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  8. Haha, too funny!!!! I think you are so gorgeous and love your outfit pics!!!!

    xo Dinah @ sunshine super glam

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  9. Cute outfit!

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  10. Oh my gosh! I've never laughed so hard...at least not at a computer. I wish I were in your ward.

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  11. Om my goodness, I love your posts so much. So funny! I REALLY love those polka dot acid wash jeans - 90's flashback, but in a totally brilliant way.

    2ndhand Knowledge: A Style Blog

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  12. Sarah, this is good stuff. Seriously so funny.

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  13. Love this look!

    Shannon
    http://GBOfashion.com

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  14. Those pants are fan-freaking-tastic!

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  15. And behold, my cup runneth o'er with joy and laughter. This is wonderful. All of it.

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  16. Your polka dot pants are perfection! And I must say, I adore the elderly and their hilarious anecdotes! :)

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  17. Hahahaha.... Love it!!!!!
    It reminded my my last sunday Relief Society class =))))
    I changed wards so it was my 3rd or 4th sunday there...
    One of the women found out I was too shy to go there.. so she took my hand and dragged me there =)))
    Then she was like "aaaawwww ... it's your first time here??"
    Me: "eeeehhhmmm... nope... 3rd"
    So she seated me next to some random gils =))))
    It was soooo awkward =)))

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  18. I love these sara polka dot jeans!on my blog today I also wore polka dot jeans:))
    kisses from Milano
    http://sienastyle.blogspot.it/

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  19. Hahahaha, the last three are my favorite! Gotta love old people! And seriously could you be any cuter?? I want to snag this entire look!!!!
    xo TJ

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  20. I love old people... and old people at church are the best!!!
    Found you via mormon fashion bloggers! Love that last photo!
    Carolyn
    http://www.ccmcafeeperspective.com/

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  21. You're hilarious! I have loved reading your blog for over 2 years now and you still are one of my favorite blogger; for outfits and most importantly your humor :) Keep on keeping on!

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  22. Bahahahaha. You really need to write a book. I think you should call it either a.) "Old People Say the Darndest Things" or b.) Shit Old People Say. Either one will work. :P

    Also, love your jeans - they are totes adorbs!

    xoxo,
    Laura
    http://lauraisthriftingthroughlife.blogspot.com/

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  23. Oh wow, that outfit is super pretty! come and see my blog if you have time
    http://tr3ndygirl.com/

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  24. Okay, these pants are AMAZING. Obsessed.

    Jody
    www.jodybchic.com

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  25. HAHA!! You are quite the model in that last pic! So funny!

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  26. Yeah girl, you are rocking that bracelet! Glad you loved it!

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