Mar 10, 2013

Skin So Soft

button up: c/o Sheinside (similar here)   t-shirt: Target   leather leggings: c/o Flat 84 (buy it here)  purse: thrifted   shoes: Call It Spring  necklace: DIY

So my sis Michelle  moved in with Sir Matt and I a few weeks ago and it has been a serious par-tay. Really though, the fun just don't stop around these parts.  But the other day she came in to my room, sat on my bed and looked a little troubled. And then guys, she told me this story.

"So I was at the the store today and I was looking at this lotion, and a salesperson came up and started telling me all about how much they loved the lotion I was holding. And she held out her hand and was like, "See how soft my hands are!" And I wasn't really buying it so I asked, yeah but is there somewhere that you don't use the lotion that isn't as soft? And she looked at me and said, "Uh yeah my belly, wanna feel it?" And then lifted up her shirt. I was so completely shocked and I didn't know what to do, I mean really what was I supposed to do, so I stuck my hand out and awkwardly rubbed her belly."

--- cricket cricket----

You guys, I was crying, and laughing so hard that I might have just pee'd a little. I just had to tell you the story because if your having a bad Monday just think about Michelle rubbing a store clerks belly and it will turn that frown right upside down.The end.

19 comments :

  1. Oh my gosh that is hilarious and super awkward. Love the outfit.
    Carlee
    Almost Endearing

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  2. love the leggings.. you look beautiful!


    www.studentswife.com

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  3. You are glowing! THis outfit is so cool!

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  4. Oh man! Why are people so weird sometimes?! I had a lady come into my families store and ask me to take out a splinter for her!! Strange people...
    Natasha
    A Modest Fashion Blog:
    www.natashaatkerson.blogspot.com

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  5. What an awkward situation! haha
    Love how you paired the camo with black and white.

    Sally

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  6. Haha that is so awkward. I probably would have died. Love this outfit bytheway I love that camo is super in again. The leggings are fantastic as well.

    www.nightchayde.blogspot.com

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  7. That is so funny! People can be really weird sometimes. I wouldn't know how to react either!

    katieelizabethbaker.blogspot.com

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  8. hahaha wow. I love how she was so just like nonchalant about it too. ha so funny.

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  9. That is AMAZING.

    I'm curious, did your sister buy the lotion? :)

    The Brayn of Chalayn

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  10. That is fantastic, for reals. Oh my goodness...

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  11. bahahahaha! WHY?! WHY do these things always happen to your family?! hahaha! Too funny. This outfit, sarah, this oufit is amazing!!

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  12. hahaha, your stories are always so funny. I don't know how I would have dealt with that situation - awkward!

    2ndhand Knowledge: A Style Blog

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  13. Love the camo top!

    Shannon
    http://GBOfashion.com

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  14. haha so funny! The poor girl :). Oh and I seriously am in love with that jacket!

    Rachael xx.

    http://theteacozykitchen.blogspot.co.uk/

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  15. I seriously laughed out loud...in my office just now. So funny

    patternedlove.blogspot.com

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  16. I want this entire outfit!!!! And your hair looks so on point! :)
    xo TJ

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  17. SHUT UP! You mean to tell me that both you and your sister have these hilarious awkward moments. Your family is amazing! I can just picture this going on. Awkward turtle, much?

    You look amazing, also!

    xoxo,
    Laura
    http://lauraisthriftingthroughlife.blogspot.com/

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  18. I can see that you wrote that the necklace is DIY.. do you have a tutorial?

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