Apr 10, 2013

5 Things...


top: Forever 21             skirt: Anthropologie via Stylish Treasures          blazer: Sugar Lips        ring: c/o Your Fashion Jewelry (buy it here)

So I have an ear infection. Ewwwwwwww right? I know. But let me tell you, never has a thing been so humbling. Let's begin.

1. I guarantee that there is almost nothing more humbling than having a hipster doctor whose shoes you would totally wear dig truck loads of wax out of your ear. There's just nothing you can say to make the situation more comfortable. Instead I just kept yelling, "Woooooaaaah woooaaah I'm pretty sure you just touched my brain!!"

2. For the time being I'm pretty much deaf and while my lip reading skills are getting pretty bomb diggity, most everything that someone says I have to say, "Sorry I'm temporarily deaf, can you repeat that again?"
To which they repeat it and I say, "Yeah sorry I still heard nothing."

3. I'm pretty sure I'm talking EXTREMELY loud because I can't hear myself and people are just being polite and not saying anything about it.

4. Someone asked me if I wanted to go get Pho for lunch, but I swear it sounded exactly like "Huh" so we yelled back at each other for a good ten seconds, "Want to go get Pho?" "HUH?" "PHO!" "HUH?" "PHOOOOOOO" "HUHHHHHHHHHH???"

5. My husband literally farted in my face last night, and I know that this has nothing to do with my ear infection, but it's just not helping the situation.

18 comments :

  1. I hope you feel better soon! At least you look great!

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  2. You look great! Love that skirt!

    www.nightchayde.blogspot.com

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  3. this is hilarious! (but i'm sure not so funny to you) hope you feel better!

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  4. Boo! I'm so sorry you have an ear infection. I did, however, read #1 and thought you said you would use THE SHOE TO dig wax out of your ear. Ha! Hope your hearing comes back soon!

    www.thegirlwiththesmile.com

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  5. I am dying giggling at your post right now. I'm sorry. Ear infections really do suck, though!

    dani rose

    sincerelydanirose.blogspot.com

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  6. Sorry to hear about your ear infection - those things are no fun. I know Sign Language if you need to learn. At least you can learn really awesome ways to swear at people. :P

    Hope that you feel better (and that your hubby directs his gases away from your face) soon!

    xoxo,
    Laura
    http://lauraisthriftingthroughlife.blogspot.com/

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  7. Love this entire outfit! Maxi skirts/dresses are my fav!

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  8. You are absolutely hilarious. And have killer style.

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  9. Uhmm, soooo funny. Ear infections are bad, real bad.

    PS-
    My husband has totally farted in my face before too. Sl glad I'm not alone.

    Men.

    Lindsay
    LindsayJEveryday.blogspot.com

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  10. Really cute outfit!
    Love that skirt! Sorry about your ear infection!
    Natasha
    A Modest Fashion Blog:
    www.natashaatkerson.blogspot.com

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  11. Haha, sounds pretty miserable. My sinuses are currently clogged, so I'm a bit deaf myself. :(

    I absolutely love that skirt! Pretty!

    2ndhand Knowledge: A Style Blog

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  12. I love this look, so adorable!

    -Jody of
    www.jodybchic.com

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  13. You're hilarious!!!!!
    Hope your ear gets better soon!!!

    Natasha
    http://pursuit-of-inspiration.blogspot.com/
    http://oneworldfortwo.blogspot.com/

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  14. You poor thing! Hopefully you can hear again soon :)
    teapotsandbelles.blogspot.com

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  15. ok. I'm eight months pregnant and every time I laugh I feel like I'm going to pop a baby out. You have GOT to stop being so friggin' hilarious. You're going to put me into labor! ;)

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  17. Welcome to my world the last month. I have an infection on my ear drum. Gross right? haha. Hope you are better now!!
    XO
    E

    Ps. Cute outfit!

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