Jan 28, 2014
Between a Rock And a Pregnant Lady
The thing about being pregnant is that you never get what you REALLY want. When you're just starting to show you want everyone in the world to congratulate you on being pregnant, but no one does because they're not sure if you're new found mush is just fat or a baby. I mean we've all been there, and we all go the safe route and keep our mouths shut if we have any common sense. But when you're first pregnant you feel like you're pointing to your belly with a giant foam finger and no one is saying a dang thing. Then you hit the stage where you're huge and it's obvious you're pregnant, and THEN everyone starts the questions and comments, and it's at this point that you just want to disappear into a giant mumu and have everyone quit the, "You're so big!!!" crap, because it has lost it's magic and fun and now you want everyone to tell you how thin and ridiculously good looking you are. Basically as pregnant women we're crazy, we're insane!!! I've come to the conclusion that you're safest if you just put chocolate in front of our faces and slowly back away. The end.